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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dykecrowley
jellogram

How often did you get in trouble in school?

Literally never, I was a goody-two-shoes

Just once but it wasn't my fault and I'm still mad about it

Just once but it was TOTALLY my fault

Got detention a few times, but nothing huge

Lots of detentions with 1-2 big incidents where I got suspended, red card, etc

Constantly, I stopped flinching at referrals

Curious because this is the Boring Nerd™️ website apparently so I'm interested to see if that started young.

Don't count instances where you didn't get caught, I want to hear about the stuff you did that was stupid and blatant and had repercussions.

i did terrible on an exam and was pissed abt it so I told my teacher. to her FACE. that maybe if she actually taught us then I would’ve done better i stand by that tho i was straight A’s that year never had trouble with that subject before her anyways. big big big trouble.
naturalkillercyborg
zonaisona

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

zonaisona

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

zonaisona

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WHAT

yeah when I was little for a while I’d hear something scraping and digging in the ceiling and it scared me to death I finally convinced my mom to sleep in my room so she could hear it. turns out a squirrel broke into the attic :)
angry-yet-asexual
talesfromtreatment

Not your typical coat color in a cat

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I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.

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Better lighting and he looks even weirder. What even is this color, sir?

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... this is now stuck in my head on repeat, so it wins

nitewrighter

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*holds up a paint sampler next to the cat* He's between Indian River and Smokey Taupe.

cats what even are paint names anyways? who comes up with them most importantly WHO on earth is Brandon beige
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess
cooper214

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The beauty of tumblr. I don’t know OP. Don’t follow Op but I have the same cloud from a slightly different angle.

61below

Someone posted this on fb recently, WCCO shared it (not my pic)

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But yeah. I have absolutely almost gotten into a vertigo-induced car wreck bc the clouds made me feel like I was falling down into the sky.

showing this to my coworker he LOVES clouds this is his shit right here
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess
randomgooberness

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

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randomgooberness

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Be NICE TO ME

randomgooberness

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😟

randomgooberness

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I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

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…no…


But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

randomgooberness

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i am in TEARS