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[jame7t]

cardinal directions incident

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[jellogram]

How often did you get in trouble in school?

Literally never, I was a goody-two-shoes

Just once but it wasn't my fault and I'm still mad about it

Just once but it was TOTALLY my fault

Got detention a few times, but nothing huge

Lots of detentions with 1-2 big incidents where I got suspended, red card, etc

Constantly, I stopped flinching at referrals

Curious because this is the Boring Nerd™️ website apparently so I'm interested to see if that started young.

Don't count instances where you didn't get caught, I want to hear about the stuff you did that was stupid and blatant and had repercussions.

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[uncanny-tranny]

This is an EVIL part of the body btw:

ALT

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[zonaisona]

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

[zonaisona]

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

[zonaisona]

WHAT

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[talesfromtreatment]

Not your typical coat color in a cat

I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.

[talesfromtreatment]

Better lighting and he looks even weirder. What even is this color, sir?

[talesfromtreatment]

... this is now stuck in my head on repeat, so it wins

[nitewrighter]

*holds up a paint sampler next to the cat* He's between Indian River and Smokey Taupe.

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[nabigator92]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]

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[cooper214]

The beauty of tumblr. I don’t know OP. Don’t follow Op but I have the same cloud from a slightly different angle.

[61below]

Someone posted this on fb recently, WCCO shared it (not my pic)

But yeah. I have absolutely almost gotten into a vertigo-induced car wreck bc the clouds made me feel like I was falling down into the sky.

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[rhubarbes]

Jalal Merzoug

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[randomgooberness]

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

[randomgooberness]

Be NICE TO ME

[randomgooberness]

😟

[randomgooberness]

I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

[randomgooberness]

…

…no…

But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

[randomgooberness]

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[towerofglass]